VOL. 50 ISSUE 28 JULY 16, 2013
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Home away from ho
me for
four days at the
Texas
Tornado Boot Camp
.
Four days at the TTBC
will have you feeling like a kid again
whuppin.' He seems like a good
guy to know and I think if I end
up knocking someone down and
they get mad, he'll have my back.
Our room is rad. I let him have
the big bed cause he's big. I took
the bunk because I'm small…
thanks to you and dad, but that's
a story for later. The bathroom
has a big shower and I really feel
like a king here. Again, way better than the stupid Poconos.
I can't believe how big this
place is. It's like freaking Disney-
land only for motorcycles. Colin
(yes, the Colin – the one with
a couple of World Superbike
Championships) took me for a
tour when I got here. There are
tracks going everywhere and
the dirt is that cool orange stuff
that we don't see at home. Part
of the place is even covered by
this huge roof. Makes sense
since it could rain and Edwards
says he can't let a little rain ruin
a camper's week. Our weather
seems like anything other than
rain. In fact, I was sweating like a
fat kid in a donut shop just walking around the huge acreage
with Colin.
I thought this place would
be in the middle of nowhere (I
still remember that stupid Dude
Ranch you guys sent me to),
but it's not. It's only a few miles
outside of Conroe and this big
badass lake that Colin lives on
(I think he might be rich) so it's
definitely not in the boondocks.
Speaking of Colin, he's here
